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| I don't know exactly what impact this will have on the future of e-commerce as we know it but a company who apparently 'owns' the patent for ecommerce business has sued a number of companies for using their process. The company, PANIP, run by Lawrence Lockwood, has sued a number of small companies and is forcing them to pay a one-time $5000 each. Some have refused to do so and they have formed themsleves into a support group of sorts. I'd love to follow this and see where it all ends up.
Also, the LNG issue is going to have major repurcussions for the future of this country if it is not handled in the proper way. |
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Tuesday, October 29, 2002 |
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| Long time no see huh. Well just to fill you in, I saw my newest niece last Saturday night and she started crying as soon as i came close to her. Why doesn't that even surprise me?? I actually studied Saturday afternoon and Sunday night till 4am. Cus of the rain I was forced to stay down south and travel up Monday morning. Apparently no one knew what was goin on in Advanced Accounting class (the exam I had yesterday). And my fucking Auditing exam was cancelled again today!!
So I got two bottles of perfume for my birthday. What is it?? Ppl find I smellin stink?? Miranda gave me a Perry Ellis something and Sally gave me CK1. I went crazy over it. I'm beginning to realise now that I really need to begin studying. Really. I'm afraid that I'm gonna fail one (or more) of my exams. Especially the accounting exams. I quite literally can't afford to. Speaking of which; Sally went beserk last night when I mentioned that teaching was an option.LOL. Don't know why. It's not like I'm making kiddie-porn or selling coke or doing nothing. I'll be making a good salary in a stable job while I do all my other stuff. Isn't it an option?? |
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Thursday, October 24, 2002 |
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The New Math
Ever wonder about those people who say they are
giving more than 100%? We have all been to those
meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove
helpful.
If.A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then,
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%
and worse
E D U C A T I O N
5 4 21 3 1 20 9 15 14 = 92%
But,
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%
And,
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge
will get you close, attitude will get you there, but
bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far
A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will take you.
That just goes to show you that no matter how much
knowledge you have, or hard work you put towards your
education....there will always be that bullshitting,
ass kissing bitch or asshole with an attitude that
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| When I was in Form 3, this dude in Upper Six told me that I look like Boober from the Fraggles. It's been a search I've always wanted to do for some reason, that and Sesame Street. So there's this unofficial site called FraggleRocker.com that I saw Stefan linking to and Boober's bio-description was quite alike mine:
"Boober is the Fraggle who is shy and also best friends with Wembley. He is very fun, loving, and carefree, but lives a very simple life. He admires Mokey for her artistic ways and Gobo for his bravery. Boober always looks for the worst, but often has the best ideas to get his friends out of trouble. Boober has a strong sensitive side, and is very easily hurt. Mainly, he enjoys to cook and do the laundry."
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Wednesday, October 23, 2002 |
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| Yesterday was a farce, to say the least. Firstly, students were only told to wear red to school as a protest against the lack of off and on-campus security ie. better lighting etc. Fliers were posted saying such. Nowhere was it stated that students would be involved in a lock-out and a total shutdown of the entire school for a day. Does the Student Guild and other active participants understand the consequences of what happened yesterday? Yes: I believe that more should be done about the insecurity students feel in and around campus. But I also believe that the administration and Dr. Teewarie are doing their best with the available resources. Yesterday's 'protest', therefore, should have been aimed at the provision of better OFF-CAMPUS security which is not in the domain of the University but falls squarely in the lap of the Prime Minister, his National Security Minister and The Commissioner of Police. Those are the people who we should be 'protesting' against.
But before that even happens, a bigger issue must be addressed by the members of the Student Guild. They must be held accountable for the $1.4m which they have been allocated to them for expenditure via a MANDATORY $175 guild fee; a fee which must be paid in order to complete registration for the academic year. Have estimates of revenues and expenditure been made, and if so, where are they? What about statements of revenue and expenditure for the previous academic year? Are the statements audited?? Students should know for what purposes are their money being spent!!
And just so you don't think I'm defending the administration wholeheartedly, The Student Shuttle Service is NOT reliable -- or at least up till last week it wasn't -- and those of us who actually use it know this. |
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Monday, October 21, 2002 |
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| I saw this on Stefan's website and just had to link to it.LOL. |
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Saturday, October 19, 2002 |
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| So it's over with. Wonderful day. It was so exciting. I woke up and packed lunch for Miranda and I, then i went aaaalllll the way to school. I had lunch and went to study [yes to study!!] at 12!! Could you believe how exciting that was?? Then Miranda left to go do her exam and I went to check my email and we both had meetings at 5. But b4 that she got angry with me for God knows which of the myriad of reasons she gets angry at me for and I went to my meeting. Before the evening was done, I of course recieved the finger. And my exciting day still wasn't over!! I did my auditing project till 9.30!! Oh my gorm!! And then to complete the day, I came home to a warm bath and some apple pie and ice cream. Now wasn't that a great way to spend your birthday?? |
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Thursday, October 17, 2002 |
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Last night was great. Real nostalgic. I was speaking to 4 of my old Naps friends online and I think it's begun to dawn on us how old we're becoming. I'm turning all of 22 tomorrow and I already feel like an old man. I can't help but think of what the future holds for me, especially since I'm not gonna be an accountant!! For those of you who know me, you know that I've already lived more than half my self-imposed life span.lol. I've already hired someone to shoot me the day I turn forty -- not wanting to get into old age and all. I should've drawn up a long wishlist but I can break it down into two or three major categories:
1. A laptop
2. To graduate this year, and
3. Sex with Britney, Shakira or Jeniffer Love in one of those get-ups she wore in I can't remember what movie it was but she was real sexy in it. |
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Monday, October 14, 2002 |
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In Eden, Eve calls out to God.
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals and that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"I am lonely, and I'm sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."
"What's a man Lord?"
"A flawed creature with many bad traits, He'll lie, cheat, and be vain; all in all, he'll give you a hard time. But he'll be bigger and faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He'll be witless and revel in childish things like fighting and kicking a ball about. He looks silly when he is aroused, but since you've been complaining, I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He won't be too smart, so he'll need your advice to think properly."
"Sounds great" says Eve, with a raised eyebrow. "So, what's the catch?"
"Well,.....you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?"
"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring.....So you'll have to let him believe that I made him first. Just remember, it's our little secret........................................ You know, woman to woman."
AH FUCK OFF!! |
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Saturday, October 12, 2002 |
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| Serendipity: a fortunate accident. That's how the girl in the movie described it. I looked at that sappy-ass movie again last night just to get a quote at the end of it when the wedding was called off and John Cusack asked his best friend for a few words. He said -- "The Greek never wrote obituaries. When a man died they asked one question: did he have passion?" And that's what I want ppl to ask when I die. |
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Tuesday, October 08, 2002 |
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| OH PRAISE JAH RASTAFAI EMPEROR SELASSIE I AND I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH GET BACK MEH ARCHIVES!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Well were I close to a computer on Sunday, this would have been my sentiment:
Pray for peace tomorrow; if you don't pray, hope.
Today's sentiment is a little different:
Your God help us!! |
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Friday, October 04, 2002 |
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| I found something called Legodeath. Don't ask how. |
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First Oral Sex
The first attempt you make to give oral sex can be one of the most wonderful experiences of your sexual lives. However, without the right knowledge and guidelines it can also be a disaster. This guide attempts to answer your questions and pose some guidelines for you to follow so that this experience will be wonderful for both you and your partner. It should also be noted that the best way to learn is to experiment and learn from feedback. Different people like different things, so be sure to communicate with your lover before, during, and after the experience. This can only help.
First Time Performing Fellatio (blowjobs)
First of all, there are a few simple guidelines you can keep in mind when you are sucking your man's penis that will greatly improve the quality. For best results, try using at least some variety with these to make them "your own" techniques and your man will love you all the more for it:
1. Really like the penis that you're sucking. Act like you absolutely love giving him a blowjob. This is much easier if you really do. If he knows you love doing it, he'll relax and enjoy it more.
2. Don't let any air in through the back of the throat, make big vacuum.
3. Use horizontal strumming with the tongue across the base of the head on the underside of the penis to make it hard if its not already, if it is then use this to tease it.
4. Use the top of the tongue to make friction on the head, pressing it up against the roof of the mouth.
5. Watch your teeth. This seems pretty obvious but if they are pressing against the penis as you stroke, it can pretty much kill the sensation. keep them retracted and let your tongue and lips do the talking.
With these in mind, here are some more pieces of general advice for novice cock-sucking:
Deep-throating apparently requires handling the gag reflex by swallowing when it happens. In my opinion, it isn't that important. Complete enclosure isn't the strong point of oral stimulation. If that is important to you, try something else. She may be able to help by using her hands on the part of the shaft she can't enclose. The advantage of oral stimulation is the control and variety it provides, which are only available with shallow penetration anyway.
It can help if you are hungry when you do it. Never attempt going down on a guy if you've eaten a big meal recently. Make sure that you're not thirsty when you start. For some reason thirst closes up the back of your throat.
Also, concentrate on breathing through your nose deeply while doing it. (This is the only way I can hold off choking on my toothbrush every morning.)
Vary your pace of stroking up and down. He'll most likely cum once you get faster and keep going.
According to Linda Lovelace of "Deep Throat" fame, the most comfortable way to give a blow job is if your throat is straight. In order to achieve this, try laying on his chest.
She also suggests that you practice by sticking your fingers down your throat and wiggling them around until you feel the gag reflex and then ease off. Repeat until you've defeated the reflex, it'll take time she says.
First Time Performing Cunnilingus (Eating her out)
First of all, recognize that women prefer gentler and more rhythmic stimulation than men. An advantage of using the tongue instead of the fingers is that it naturally produces about the right amount of pressure. Stimulation inside the vagina needs to be firmer and also requires more reach, so it is better handled with the fingers. If she is sensitive internally, there is no reason to be a purist and insist on using only your mouth. Trying to apply firm pressure or get too much reach with my tongue is the only way I've ever had it get tired. Otherwise it seems to be inexhaustible for hours.
The tongue and lips are obviously the source of most oral stimulation. I have read descriptions of using the teeth for stimulation but I don't recommend it. The tissues are very sensitive and one uncontrolled body movement from her could cause a lot of pain and leave a scratch. This can also occur with fingernails, so keep them short and file them off with no rough edges. The only use I've found for teeth during oral sex is pressing their front surface through the cushion of the upper lip to apply firm pressure to the buried root of the clitoris at the base of the pubic bone. If she really wants hard pressure on the clitoris, you might try using your teeth with your lips rolled inwards to cover the surfaces (a technique borrowed from nipple stimulation).
The clitoris is your main area of concentration. Some women don't like it to be stimulated directly because it is too sensitive. It also may disappear under its hood at some stages of arousal and stopping to try and locate it again disrupts the stimulation. In both these cases, the hood and labia (lips) nearby should be stimulated to indirectly stimulate the clitoris. The labia are sensitive themselves as well. Trying to stimulate the vagina orally is difficult and not very effective except for a little variety.
There is a wide variety of types of stimulation that can be used. The tongue can be used flat to broadly stroke areas or pointed to tease a small area. Linear, circular or any other imaginable motions can be used. The lips can apply suction, press something between them, or have their wet and outward rolled inner surfaces used for broad strokes like the tongue. The nose can provide some interesting stimulation when the tongue is occupied lower down.
You can blow a narrow stream of cool air at a spot or breathe warm air over an entire area (just don't try to inflate the vagina, it may be dangerous). Experiment and find out what works best for you and your partner. It may change at different times and levels of arousal. Light teasing and varied stimulation are good for early arousal, but steady rhythmic stimulation is best for bringing her to orgasm. You just have to learn her responses to avoid changing stimulation too quickly for her to get excited or staying with the same stimulation after it has lost effectiveness.
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Thursday, October 03, 2002 |
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I developed a slight cold over the weekend because Miranda wanted to eat curried duck so we walked to Wings in Tunapuna -- in the rain -- and then walked to the taxi stand to go to my place. So I missed most of my classes this week due to some tossing and turning at nights. She's gotten it from me now. Good for she :-). So she's home asleep while I have 10hrs of classes in a 12hr day today. I only went to 3. Missed the entire morning and not really in the mood to endure another 3 hrs of Financial Management. I have no passion for it. Money sucks!! Miranda and I watched this cool sappy-ass movie yesterday called Serendipity. [I being a man started calling it Stupidity.]
I'm realising that there's a whole LOT that I don't know about computers; things I need to learn even before I can seriously think about becoming a web designer. Simple things like knowing how computers work. What's IN a computer. Shit like that. I guess I'm at a serious disadvantage not having my own PC presently. I might set up a Paypal thingy pretty soon for just that purpose lol. |
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Tuesday, October 01, 2002 |
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| "It's all Eve's fault!! If she didn't eat de fuckin apple eh!! Woman wouldn't have to bleed once ah month; when de gun buss, we wouldn't have to feel no pain; and doh talk about childbirth. Man doesn't have to go through all that yuh know!!" -- like is my fault she eat de fuckin apple. |
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