| Wednesday, April 30, 2003 |
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My horoscope. Interesting. |
| 2:01 pm | | |
| Sunday, April 27, 2003 |
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| It has been determined,the most used sexual position for married couples is a doggie position. The husband sits up and begs. The wife rolls over and plays dead....
damn. I'm just now studying for my accounting exam tomorrow. Nowhere near finished. And there are only like two more weeks for school...the nostalgia. I'm feeling like I was when I had to leave Naps four years ago. Well not really; it's a dfferent feeling now cus I know my entry to the real world is fast approaching, whatever the hell that means. |
| 5:49 pm | | |
| 10 Bumper Stickers
1. I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit. 2. Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change. 3. 5 days a week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park. 4. Earth First! We'll strip mine the other planets later. 5. Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot. 6. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you. 7. Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes. 8. If we are what we eat, then I'm cheap, fast and easy. 9. I wasn't born a jerk. Women like you made me this way. 10. I took an IQ test and the results were negative |
| 12:29 am | | |
| Saturday, April 26, 2003 |
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| I screwed up my Database exam badly. I need 6 marks to pass after getting 34/40 in project and I don't think I got it. I'm not kidding about that. Basked in a Stag and 2 XS afterwards. That was good. The questions were screwed up. But fuck that. Accounts Monday. |
| 7:00 pm | | |
| Wednesday, April 23, 2003 |
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| When in my lifetime would I ever be able to see live the first-class football like there was today at Old Trafford.
"Oh fook it!!" "Big tunes!!" "Huge player dread!!" When could I see a SuperClassico or an Old Firm derby or the battle of the English giants (Man Utd v. Arsenal). Or even the World Cup final. A match for the archives; even better than the 1999 final I think. I'm stunned. Shock and awe? Maybe. Only one of my chosen four went through. I hope Inter can bring it home. I leave at this time cus my girlfriend wants to go. |
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| Tuesday, April 22, 2003 |
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| All these damn fires are just driving me crazy. And the dust too -- I don't know which is worse. One night the hills were burning so badly it looked like a volcano. Yesterday I was in Borde Narve and a very large chunk of canefields caught fire; don't think that was intentional. Horrible!! And to compound the dust problem, they've started some sort of construction in school right next to the cafeteria and it's leaving dust blowing all over. Then there's the noise and exams begin this week. Who plans these things? And we're running low on water too!
I haven't blogged in a week so forgive me for relieving my frustration today. Besides, I'm a bit grumpy cus I haven't been to school this early in a couple weeks. I'm usually still sleeping at this hour. I have database design exam this Friday and I as yet don't know what normalization is, or rather how to do it. I have a workable understanding of SQL though. I'm hoping to get my first A in this course. Or at least another B+. Here's a laugh: Seems God was just about done with creating the universe but he had two extra things left over in his bag so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told them that one of the things he had left was a thing that would allow the owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if either one of you would like that." Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems just the sort of thing a man should be able to do. Please. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me." On and on he went like an excited little boy. So Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he should have it. So God gave Adam the thing that allowed him to pee while standing up and he was so excited. He whizzed on the bark of a tree and then went off to write his name in the sand, laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him for a moment and then God said to Eve,"Well, here's the other thing and I guess you can have it." "What's it called?" Eve asked. "Brains" God said. |
| 8:53 am | | |
| Monday, April 14, 2003 |
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| Well the talk didn't happen as yet. I don't know who's thinking about it more: me or her? Her Welsh bf is here for a couple weeks so I guess it'll most likely happen before he leaves, since by the time he does leave I'll be writing what were supposed to be my FINAL final exams in UWI. Not so. Tomorrow I have the presentation for Strategic Management. I never really had a problem speaking to a group of people in that type of setting. I think the entire class realised that when I got up and said that I wanted to be a porn star infront of them all when the lecturer asked "what I wanted to do in the future".
Cut my hair finally. I was tempted for a while to get a different cut rather than #2 all around. Like an actual hair style. But I might have had to go to some gay dude and have him overcharge me for a new haircut. I really don't understand why women pay hundreds of dollars for a styling/cut/wash/whatever the fuck they pay the price for. A dress maybe, but not a haircut. Wednesday may very well decide who wins the Premiership this season. And next week may very well decide who wins the Champions League. Both matches involve Man U. Can't wait!! |
| 4:35 pm | | |
| Friday, April 11, 2003 |
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| Quiztrap.com: the easiest way to prove she's a cheater! |
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| Wednesday, April 09, 2003 |
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| Tonight Sally and I are mosy likely gonna have that talk that I've been postponing for so long. You know the one where she asks to see my gradeslip for last semester and wants to know whether she's been wasting her hard-earned money on me. The one where I tell her I really hate accounting and she tells me that I'm not really trying. The one where she'll either start using some serious f-words for the first time or just break down crying. I don't know which. I don't know what'll happen. But from what I've heard, she's waiting for me...whatever that means. I could be out on the streets tomorrow for all I might know. Or worse -- back in Borde Narve!
Such a bad week with Man U losing and all. At least Inter won. My other two picks -- Barca and Ajax -- both drew their games so it wasn't all bad. Man U still have a chance if they can win 2-0 at Old Trafford. |
| 8:07 pm | | |
| Monday, April 07, 2003 |
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| Could you believe I came to school to study tonight and I ended up doing a part of my Strategic Management Project that some prick-hole girl didn't do? Prick and projects -- the two things I apparently talk about most here. All in one blog. |
| 10:35 pm | | |
| The blasted lecturer didn't show up!! he called in sick and didn't even let the Teaching assistants know until one of my group members went to find out. And now I have to wear the same clothes again tomorrow that everyone saw me in today too. I lost sleep for this. At least on the bright side it gives us another day for fine tuning.
Do I always talk about sex here? |
| 11:49 am | | |
| Saturday, April 05, 2003 |
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| Projects are up my ass. I have a presentation on Monday for Database Design and then Strategic Management due on Tuesday with the presentation due the following week. The week after that is finals. Just great. It's 5.40 pm and I still have to come back here tonight and tomorrow. Save me!! |
| 5:48 pm | | |
| Wednesday, April 02, 2003 |
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| 10 Things Men Won't Say To Other Men
1. Wow, those jeans look painted on. 2. Man, I'd love to sleep with your wife just once. 3. Do you work out? Because you have great glutes. 4. Dude, I'm going to be late for work, let me hop in the shower with you. 5. I am so horny, could you call your sister for me? 6. Hey John, that new haircut really brings out your features. 7. I hate sports. 8. I don't feel like going home; all my wife wants to do is have sex all day long. 9. Ewww beer, no way, it tastes disgusting! (it does!!) 10. Joe, you're my buddy and I'm going away for a week. I was wondering if you could stay at my house and keep my girlfriend company while I'm away. |
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