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Wednesday, January 29, 2003 |
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| Teaching makes me feel like I'm actually doing something with my life. Like I'm making a contribution to something worthwhile. But every passing day at UWI makes me feel quite the opposite, like I'm not doing shit -- which is exactly what I'm doing here. It's confirmed now that I'm going to be here for a fourth year, completing my useless degree in accounting. Could life get any better? |
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Tuesday, January 28, 2003 |
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| Well I was scheduling the new site design to launch on the first which is Saturday, but that looks highly unlikely even though I just finished the new blogpage look. Keep you posted. Stefan doesn't seem to be keeping to his timelines either lol. |
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8:19 pm |
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Monday, January 27, 2003 |
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| Who in the hell invented school? Why couldn't they have just left life alone? No, they just had to F**K it up with school huh!! Must have taken a really sadistic mind to invent something so cruel. It's even worse than being drawn and quartered I bet. Imagine someone devising a scheme to keep young people in an insitiution for 20-odd consecutive years. Isn't that just a waste?? Someone really had to have had no life at all to devise something so gruesome. My god!! |
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Thursday, January 23, 2003 |
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Monday, January 20, 2003 |
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I GOT MY FIRST B+ IN UWI!!!!!!! In Systems Design and Analysis...I guess my second is gonna be in Database Design. I hope. |
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2:50 pm |
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Wednesday, January 15, 2003 |
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I learnt over the weekend that the most popular word/phrase for the last year was "Weapons of Mass Destruction". Imagine that.
My first couple days of school weren't too bad. Beside the fact that I'm forced to do 7 courses this semester instead of the usual five. It's gonna be tough. I went to most of my classes though. I finally went to see Lord of the Rings yesterday and I didn't even get to see the entire movie!! M had to go home early, so obviously I had to go with her. So I think on Friday I'm gonna pay double what I did yesterday to see it again in Movie Towne. It sucks, but I really wanna see it!!
Listen to this:
When you have an "I Hate My Job" day try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section. You will need to purchase a rectal thermometer made by "Johnson and Johnson." Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains, and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed during your therapy. Change to very comfortable clothing, such as a sweat suit and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Carefully place it on the bedside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the material that comes with the thermometer and read it. You will notice that in small print there is statement "Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested". Now close your eyes and repeat out loud five times "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at the Johnson and Johnson Company". Have a nice day and remember there is always someone with a worse job than yours.
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Saturday, January 11, 2003 |
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| I have a hole in my jeans. Right up my ass. It's like a centimetre in diameter. Huge!! I can see half my ass through it. It's just one of 2 pairs of jeans I wear like all the time. And the other has a hole in the front too. So I guess it's time to get another pair of favourite jeans. But I can't afford like $400 for a new pair of jeans now. I'm hungry. LOL. |
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Friday, January 10, 2003 |
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| Well this week was productive. Infact, these last three weeks were quite productive. That is, if productivity was measured in sleep time. I probably slept more hours than I was awake. I started the redesign process today. So hopefully by the time February rolls around I'll have a whole new website. Too many family gatherings -- especially since the gatherings aren't of my family. |
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4:32 pm |
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Thursday, January 09, 2003 |
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A girl once was confessing to a priest......
Girl: "Forgive me father for I Have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of the bitch."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of the bitch?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of the bitch."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of the bitch."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of the bitch."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no Reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"
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Monday, January 06, 2003 |
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| Well this happens to be my first entry for the new year. I'm very tired right now. Wanna venture a guess why? ;-) Hope to start redesign soon. School starts next week. Till then...laterz. |
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3:18 pm |
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