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Saturday, November 27, 2004 |
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| Bronchitis
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Yep, I have bronchitis. I hadn't mentioned this last time I blogged, but I had gotten what the locals call "the virus" -- aka the flu -- about a month ago, but I was still coughing alot, especially at night, and wheezing too. Runny nose and itchy eyes. Thursday morning I awoke with my right eye swollen, red and itchy. It wasn't "ah cool scene". So I finally decided to go to the doctor. He concluded that I had bronchitis and gave me these tiny pills to take -- 60 of them in 10 days was the treatment. If at the end I'm still coughing then I'll have to go do chest x-rays. I have another problem to deal with now. We have an old piece of carpet at home which was quite dirty and dusty. My father has this bright idea that he's gonna clean it by washing it down and scrubbing it and vacuuming. He really thinks that's gonna get it clean. Anyway, he's gonna put it in the living room; just what I need. Yes I've told him that I have bronchitis and the carpet's not gonna get clean that way. He's not listening.
Christmas 2004 is in a month. Where'd the year go? Oh wait -- I spent most of it scratching my ass. And the rest of it at school...LOL. That was funny. I crack me up. I could always be an entertainer if things don't work out otherwise huh. I'm already a clown. Lots of entrepreneurial thoughts are going through my head. Don't ask me about what. How many UWI graduates really would take the risk to open their own business? It's like they teach us to always be risk averse. I don't see it as taking calculated risks either. I mean, just how many companies today are started by people who went to university? As far as I know, entrepreneurial studies aren't even a small part of our course of study in the Management department.
I just wanna be different.
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Wednesday, November 17, 2004 |
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| Who bull who?
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So the talk on and around campus is who was the lecturer who bull de girl in de car and who was the car...er, the girl. Yeah, that's it. And why they was doin that at 5.30 pm (which in this part of the world still has some light at that time) in/around St. Augustine where they could be easily caught...stupid firetruckers! or is it dum carfuckers?
So there are no more holidays till xmas. Bah Humbug. I have a gruelling next month or so cus we have a rather big project coming up at work over the next few weeks. I know you all miss me...and if you don't, somebody else does... (like yuh read that on de plane or what Stef?) (and if you did, why you flying Bwee?) One for de road:
A girl & her boyfriend go to the pub. When it's the girl's turn to buy a round, she tells him that he's heard of a wonderful new drink he simply must try. She returns with the usual half of lager for herself. For him, she has two glasses. One contains a measure of Bailey's, the other lime juice.
Instructions: "OK, what you gotta do is, you gotta swig the Bailey's, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice." He looks a bit dubious, but she's very enthusiastic so he decides to give it a go. First the Bailey's; lovely smooth, creamy, warm feeling in the mouth. Then he takes the lime juice.
T + 0.1 secs: The cream in the Bailey's curdles.
T + 0.3 secs: Boyfriend's face turns the color of fresh lime juice.
T + 0.6 secs: Boyfriend calms his stomach & swallows the gunge.
T + 1.5 secs: She whispers in his ear...."It's called 'Blowjob Revenge'
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