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Thursday, September 30, 2004 |
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| Disgusting...
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A man is driving home from work when he sees a car on the side of the road, on its roof, and flames all around. He stops his car and walks over to the wreck. Inside is a beautiful woman in the car who's bleeding to death, so he rushes her to the hospital. Six months she lies in the hospital, and he is with her every day and every night. He donated blood regularly to keep her alive. Eventually, she recovers fully, and they get married.
Life is good for a few years, until one day she gets fed up and decides to leave him. He only loves money, and she knows she is just a trophy wife. She comes down the stairs, struggling with her two suitcases, reaching into her pocket for the keys to the Jaguar, "I'm leaving you," she says. "Oh really, and how are you going to leave? The keys in your hand are for the Jaguar I paid for. It's my car. You are not taking it anywhere." "Fine," she says, and throws the keys at him. "And those bulging suitcases? The clothes you are wearing? Everything I've paid for. They are my suitcases and my clothes. You're not taking them anywhere" "Fine," she says, throws the suitcases at him, strips off her clothes and throws them at him, too.
"And the blood in your body? I sat with you for six months in the hospital. You know half of the blood is mine. You're not going anywhere." She quickly pulled out her tampon, threw it in his face and said......."I'll pay you back in monthly installments!" |
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Monday, September 27, 2004 |
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| Ron Jeremy
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I saw porno with Ron Jeremy today. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen, apart from my own ass, of course. So I spent last Friday at work writing a speech, my first ever (for someone else). The weekened wasn't quite as exciting as Thursday night though. It was a cool scene. Friday's in Chaguanas, liming with ppls I hadn't seen and limed with for a good long while. Got drunk again, I don't know how. Maybe the fact that I all I had to eat since lunchtime was a Snickers bar that I shared with Shanna, and the five Smirnoff Ice. How do you pluralise "Smirnoff Ice"? To reiterate: I hate carbonated water, aka club soda. I can't wait for the new Friday's to be opened in Gulf City. Nuff smallies...
Football is not supposed to be stressful for me. Infact, it's supposed to be one of the things that relax me most. But on Saturday, watching Naps play against -- on paper -- an inferior side, I felt the stress rising cus they waited till the dying moments to score the lone goal of the match. Someone should monitor how 16-yr-old girls dress to go to a football match. Really. Anyhow, our new superstar just happens to be a person of East Indian descent, Javed Mohammed, captain of the T&T under-17 team; brings back memories of one Sanjeev Katwaroo, especially since we also have the junior Joel Bailey striking too. Both players play exactly like their predecessors: same style, same flare.
And I ain't goin to blight things like how Michael blighted things by mentioning a new female in his life. Hard luck dere :-) And one for the road:
Trini man to Trini woman:
My heart is like a cabbage... Divided into two.
The leaves I give to others, The heart I give to you.
Trini Woman to Trini man:
My body is like a cow... Divided into two.
The meat I give to others, The Horn I give to you
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Friday, September 24, 2004 |
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| Republic Day
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I'm working today. Need I say more?
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Wednesday, September 15, 2004 |
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| A new blog, finally :-)
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So I finally have some time to blog. It's been what? a month since I last blogged? So since i had so many complaints about the length of my last blog, I'll keep it short-ish and sweet-ish, just like the year 1's in UWI ;-) Aye Stef, ah see yuh sis on campus dread! Well she taller than me eh, then again, you like what? 6'12"? Yeah, so I chose the job in south. It's five minutes walk from the Manny Ramjohn Stadium so I could go and take in Naps football matches now. Didn't see any last year and now I saw both home games. The job's cool. Not too busy right now. It started off real hectic though. Worked for 10 days straight -- including the weekend and holiday -- and then went Mayaro, which was more like work than relaxation unfortunately. Stayed in an area which can only be described as "Mayaro Moorings". Speaking of which, I've heard the Embacadere (south ppl would tend to pronounce this as back-ah-day) taxis referring to that area as "South Moorings"; towers by the sea and all.
UWI real fuck up. I only found out last week that i could've graduated with a management degree in my 3rd year and avoid all this drama I goin through now. So I do some rigmarole and will finish in December with a managment degree rather than accounting. Sweet. Borde narve even more fuck up. Cyah go lime nowhere that i want to. No Nuts, no Friday's on Friday, nothing. Work, some ole bar in Marabella or Foxy's, and home. Luckily I can get taxis at 10pm to come home. I doh think i could even go Platinum dread.
So I hope that satisfy you other pseudo-geeks. Laters. Someone buy me a DVD player for my birthday next month. And Happy belated Frank.
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